Here is another one

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The old priest lay dying in the hospital. For years he had faithfully
> served the people of the nation's capital. He motioned for his nurse
> to come near. 'Yes, Father?' said the nurse. 'I would really like to
> see Senator's Ted Kennedy and Hillary Clinton before I die.'
> whispered the priest.
>
> 'I'll see what I can do, Father' replied the nurse. The nurse sent
> the request to the Senate and waited for a response. Soon the word
> arrived, Senator's Kennedy and Clinton would be delighted to visit
> the priest.
>
> As they went to the hospital, Hillary commented to Teddy,
> 'I don't know why the old priest wants to see us, but it
> will certainly help our images and might even get me elected
> President. After all, I'm IN IT TO WIN IT.' Kennedy agreed,
> it was a good thing.
>
> When they arrived at the priest's room, the priest took Ted's
> hand in his right hand and Hillary's hand in his left. There was
> silence and a look of serenity on the old priest's face.
>
> Finally Senator Kennedy spoke. 'Father, of all the people you
> could have chosen, why did you choose us to be with you
> as you near the end?'
>
> The old priest slowly replied, 'I have always tried to pattern
> my life after our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.'
>
> 'Amen' said Teddy. 'Amen' said Hillary.
>
> The old priest continued, 'Jesus died between two lying thieves.
> I would like to do the same.'

[Bobbi]

Good one Phyllis!

[Preacher Mike]

WOW Phyllis you forgot, ONE repented and ask forgiveness...which one do you think it will be?

[Barry]

I like that one

[wheezie]

I think Teddy would repent. Hillary would never admit to being wrong.

[Barry]

If Teddy came clean he would be in jail for murder

[Preacher Mike]

Barry YOU DO HAVE A LONG MEMORY............

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barry said:

If Teddy came clean he would be in jail for murder

Right you are Barry.

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THE SWIMMER WOULD NEVER REPENT!
'HES A LOUSY MURDERING DOG.'

REMEMBER MARY JO KOPECNE THE GIRL THAT DRUNK LEFT TO DIE IN A CAR FULL OF WATER, AND NEVER REPORTED IT TILL THE NEXT DAY, AFTER HAVING COUNSEL WITH A DOZEN KENNEDY LAWYER .

WHY DONT YOU ASK ME HOW I REALLY FEEL ABOUT THAT CHOWDERHEAD.